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Jess:
[reading the diary of Mel's grandmother] Your grandmother used to own a speakeasy. [Mel closes the diary] What?

Mel Porter:
It's not right.

Jess:
It was right a minute ago.

Mel Porter:
Speakeasy?

Jess:
I can't believe it, all those nights of playing truth or dare, and she never led on to the truth...

Mel Porter:
You played truth or dare with my grandmother?

Jess:
Amongst other things... get a few shots of tequila in her and...

Mel Porter:
Tequila? [beat] She used to knit me doilies.

Jess:
You think her whole life was knitting doilies?