Another Happy Day2011

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Ben:
Do you think mom is hot?

Elliot:
No, not really.

Ben:
Why?

Elliot:
I don't know. She's not my type.

Ben:
You don't think she's pretty? Even if she wasn't mom.

Elliot:
Uh, look, every opinion is objective. You know, maybe she's pretty in a universal sense. Uh, I mean, who the f*** knows? I'm just saying, she doesn't do it for me.

Ben:
Do you think other people think she's hot?

Elliot:
I don't know, some people f***in' like McDonalds.

Ben:
I like McDonalds.

Elliot:
Right, and apparently you think mom is hot, so...