Armed & Dangerous2003

Messenger:
I am the King's messenger, Sparks. What is it you want?

Rome:
We have some demands for the King.

Messenger:
Sorry, you're going to have to speak up. I'm a little hard of hearing. Now you're saying you're offering some Lamaze classes for the King?

Rome:
No, no, *demands* for the King!

Messenger:
Right, well tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.

[later, he sees the King]

Messenger:
Your highness.

King:
What is it they want?

Messenger:
Thank you, sir, I made it myself.

King:
[shouts] What do they want?

Rome:
[previously] Tell the King, we want to have a talk with him.

Messenger:
[to the king] They want to walk with you.

Rome:
And that we have his son.

Messenger:
[to the king] They have loads of guns so no worries there.

Rome:
Tell him we want Lilly back.

Messenger:
[to the king] They say they want their willies back.

Rome:
I'm starting to like this. Yeah, yeah, and some yummy food and lodging.

Messenger:
[to the King] And after that they want a bloody lewd rogering.