Back to the Woods1937

Judge:
Ye are accused of doing battle with his Majesty's guards. What say ye to the charge?

Larry:
I can explain, judge. you see-eth, it was like this-eth. I...

Judge:
Guilty! I sentence ye to Newcape prison for forty years! ye to forty-five! Ye to fifty!

Moe:
Forty?

Larry:
Forty-five?

Curly:
Fifty? I got fifty. Fifty. Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, do I hear fifty-five, do I hear fifty five? Going once, twice, do I hear fifty-five? Who'll make it fifty-five?

Judge:
[breaks gavel] I shall!

Curly:
Thank you. I... Woo!

Judge:
Fifty-five years for the lot of ye at hard labor!

Prosecutor:
But your lordship, t'would cost the crown a pretty penny to feed yon wastrels for fifty-five years! Why not send him to our colonies in America to fight the redskin savage?

Curly:
Oh, I just love corned beef and savage!

Judge:
Silence! I now sentence ye knaves to defend our colonists from the savages!

Moe:
Gadzooks! They'll scalp us alive!

Curly:
Not me! Nyuk nyuk!