Beginner's Luck1935

Spanky:
[Spanky s receiting his lines for the show this evening] Friend's Roman's and countrymen lend me your ears. [ He sees the gang coming up to the fence and they tell him to meet him at the window]

Scotty:
Hey Spank . Do you have to go on the stage tonight?

Spanky:
[Looking dejected ] Yes, my mom's trying to make an actor out of me. I'll be receiting the rest of my days if I win the prize tonight.

Jerry:
Well you won't win!

Spanky:
Oh no ?

Jerry:
Yes we have a plan we'll sit up front tonight and we'll boo and hiss you off the stage.

Spanky:
Oh Boy fellas that's great. But my Mom is really very serious about this.

Jerry:
Well she won't be able to do a thing about it you'll be booed off the stage. Don't worry we'll give you the works !

Parrot:
[ The gang leaves and Spanky is overjoyed .The family pet parrot is listening to the whole plot and trys to tell Spanky's mother of the plot] Momma Momma I know a secret I know a secret!

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother who is finishing his costume in the next room hears the disturbance and she calls out ] Spanky, Spanky Mother can't hear you?

Spanky:
[ Spanky rushes into the room his mother is ] Friends, Romans and countrymen lend me you ears.

Spanky:
[ Her stern look changes to a huge smile ] That's much better darling!

Parrot:
[ Spanky looks back into the room to see the parrot in a fish bowel As the parrot tries to give the mother the warning that there is a plot to sabotage the show he's still saying his line ] Mommma Momma I know a secret I know a secret Momma Momma.

Spanky's mother:
[ The mother is beaming with joy and walks over to Spanky and kneels down in front of him and says ] You know Spanky you have worked very hard on you lines I just know you will be a huge hit tonight and the audience is going to love your act.I'm sure when the acts are over you and me will be on the stage and you will be getting the prize.