Beginner's Luck1935

Scotty:
[Grandma has let the gang come in and go up to Spanky's room . Scotty is the first in ] Hey Spank. What's up ?

Spanky:
[Spanky is downtrodden with the news he must act on the stage he tells the gang of his predicament] Well fella, my mom's trying to make an actor out of me . I have to receite everyday.

Jerry:
All actors are sissies . You don't want to be an actor do you ?

Spanky:
Of course not but i'll be reciting the rest of my life if I win that prize.

Alvin:
Why don't you tell your mother that you don't want to recite ?

Spanky:
Once my mother gets something into her head that's it it's going to happen.

Spanky's mother:
[Just at this time Spanky's mother walks into the room walks over to a chair and sits on the arm of the chair ,crossing her legs and crossing her arms across her chest. Striking a very sexy pose. She speaks to the gang but speaks down to the boys from her position as an adult] Hello boys . Did Spanky tell you the wonderful news?

Jerry:
Yeah . He told us.

Spanky's mother:
[the mother shows a picture of the costume he will wear] Could you imagine it boys. Our Spanky reciting Shakespere on the stage ! [Then she starts reciting his lines ] Friend's ,Roman's and Countrymen -Lend me your ears.

Our Gang member:
[the mother tells the boys she wants them to go the nite of the show to root for Spanky .Then she leaves the room] Maybe she wants to be up on the stage in that silly outfit reciting these lines .

Spanky:
[ All the kids laugh, Spanky says ] not her but i'll be the one up there on that stage.

Jerry:
Don't worry Spank we'll come up with something to save you. [the gang leaves and walks down the stairs seeing Grandma sitting reading the paper and Spanky's mother playing with the parrot]

Spanky's mother:
[Spanky's mother is talking to her parrot] Yoo Hoo Who love you ? Momma does.

parrot:
[the parrot responds ] I love you Momma . I love you Momma .

Alvin:
[ the gang is outside ] We have to help our pal !

Jerry:
Yeah we have to come up with something great !