Big Stan2007

[Stan is trying to convince an elderly woman to buy a time-share condo in South Central LA]

Stan Minton:
Black dudes can't get enough of white women. And don't think a woman of your advancing years will be safe from their advances. No, these big black bucks don't care if you're young or old, skinny or fat. They want your white flesh. They want it bad. Tell you the truth, I'm part black myself. If it wasn't for my wife, I'd be bending you over this desk doing you doggy-style right now.

Mrs. Darby:
I'll... I'll take it.

Stan Minton:
Good Choice! Just sign your Jane Hancock on the dotted line.

[the police come in and arrest Stan]