Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live

     

Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live2004



Bill Engvall:
My wife is as cute a woman as there could ever be on this planet. And she's just... she went to the hair salon one day and they cut her hair and gelled it. And it looked *so* hot. And she came home and she goes "you like my hair?" And I said, "oh, baby." I go "your hair looks fantastic." And her eyes lit up, and smile came across her face, and my brain is thinking "Oh, nice one, Bill. We're going to get sex tonight."

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"Now, just shut up."

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
And my brain goes "How'd they get that greasy look in it?"

[laughter]

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