Bob & Tom Comedy All-Stars Tour2007

David Crowe:
I've got nothing against hunting, but I'm a little annoyed at Ted Nugent on my television all the time.

[laughter]

David Crowe:
"I think everybody should hunt their own food. You got to get out there, there are no steroids, no antibiotics, it's better for nature, for the environment. Kill it and grill it, that's what I do. Everybody should. Kill it and grill it!"

[laughter]

David Crowe:
I don't know how to tell you this, Ted, but not everybody is a retired, millionaire rock star, ya doorknob.

[laughter]

David Crowe:
You know? A lot of people work ten hours a day. They don't have time to dress like a bush for another six every time they want a sandwich.

[laughter]

David Crowe:
Yeah, you've got four kids in the van, that drive-thru looks pretty good.

[laughter]

David Crowe:
You know? "Yeah, give 'em the steroid patty, I don't care. We've got to go to soccer practice." Plus, I don't know about you, but I don't have 800 acres of my own land in upstate Michigan to prowl around on.

[laughter]

David Crowe:
You know? I go hunting on my property, I'm gonna get sick of eating cat pretty quick.

[laughter]