Bridesmaids2011/I

Annie:
Are you f***ing kidding me?

Annie's Mom:
Annie?

Annie:
No, mom. Mother f***ing Paris? I told you about Paris, Helen! I told you about this whole idea!

Lillian:
Annie, calm down...

Annie:
No, Lillian! What are you gonna go, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now? What are you gonna, you guys gonna ride around on bikes with berets and f***ing baguettes in the basket on the front of your bikes? Oh how romantic! What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? Am I right? Lesbian! We're all thinking it, aren't we?

Becca:
[quickly] I'm not.

Megan:
I was.

Annie:
Okay! Yes, we're all thinking it, right?

Annie's Mom:
Annie...

Annie:
Lillian, this is not the you that I know! The you that I know would have walked in here and rolled your eyes and would have thought that this was completely over the top, ridiculous, and stupid! Look at this shower! Look at that *f***ing* cookie! Did you really think that this group of women was gonna finish that cookie? Really, and you know that reminds me actually; I never got a chance to try that *f***ing* cookie!

[storms off]