Crimes of the Heart1986

Chick Boyle:
So, cousin Margaret, how's your singing career goin'? We've been looking to see your picture in all those movie magazines.

[Meg takes out a cigarette and lights it]

Chick Boyle:
Oh, you shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.

Margaret 'Meg' Magrath:
That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death.

[Meg takes a drag off of the cigarette]

Margaret 'Meg' Magrath:
What power! What exhilaration! Here, you want a drag?

[Meg offers Chick the cigarette]

Lennora Josephine 'Lenny' Magrath:
Did ya'll hear that Zachery's liver's been saved? His sister told me his liver's been saved. I think that's just the best news.

Uncle Watson:
Yes, that's fine news. That's mighty fine news. Did you hear all that news about the liver, little chicken?

Chick Boyle:
I heard it.

Margaret 'Meg' Magrath:
Cluck.

Chick Boyle:
And don't call me chicken!

Margaret 'Meg' Magrath:
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck.

Chick Boyle:
I have told you a hundred times if I've told you once, do not call me chicken! I'm not twelve years old anymore!

Margaret 'Meg' Magrath:
Cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluck.