Da Kath & Kim Code2005

Kath Day Knight:
Can you hear someone outside, Kel? [dramatic choral music plays] It's the albino, Kel! It's John Monk! What's he doing here? He's coming inside!

Kel Knight:
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Kath Day Knight:
What?

Kel Knight:
The code, Kath. I've just realised. All the signs were there. I've cracked it, Kath!

Kath Day Knight:
Yeah, I think I have to, Kel!

Kel Knight:
No, I've cracked the code. The Da Vinci Code. Listen, it's like a puzzle. First, there was the car that nearly ran over me. Then there was the slashed painting.

Kath Day Knight:
And our names, Kel. I've always thought. Kel Knight, Knight's Templar. And Kath Day - Opus Dei.

Kel Knight:
And now John Monk has come here to kill us, just like in the end of "The Da Vinci Code".

Kath Day Knight:
Is that what happened in the end? Because I didn't finish it! I lost interest! Oh, no! [screams]

John Monk:
Have you cracked the code yet?

Kel Knight:
Yes. And you're going to kill us!

John Monk:
No, no. I'm not. You haven't read the clues properly. You haven't worked it out, have ya? Where is that painting?

Kath Day Knight:
The painting? It's there.