Da Kath & Kim Code2005

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Kim Day Craig:
Jeez, Mum, you look huge in that shirt. You look like Jordan.

Kath Day Knight:
Oh, I wish. No, they're my chicken fillet falsies, Kim. I just rinsed off the Chicken Tonight and popped them back in.

Kim Day Craig:
One looks bigger than the other.

Kath Day Knight:
Oh, yeah. That's because John Monk ate the left one. But it's okay. I'm naturally much bigger on that side anyway. So I think it balances out. Isn't it amazing, Kim, that my franchisee dream finally came true? Can you believe John Monk sold us his business?

Kim Day Craig:
How did you pay for that?

Kath Day Knight:
In kind.

Kim Day Craig:
Oh, that sounds nice.

Kath Day Knight:
Yeah, it was nice.

Kim Day Craig:
Mmm. You know, Mum, evidently, "The Da Vinci Code" has been proven to be completely untrue.

Kath Day Knight:
Yes, Kim, I know that. I'm not stupid. But the second one, you know, "Da Vinci Code Two: G'Day Leonardo", they show that that is absolutely 'istorically correct. And what a boon for us that it's set right here in ye olde Melbourne. I can't believe it!