Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: Mr. T1984

Ann Jillian:
"The A-Team" is so violent that NBC had to put on "St. Elsewhere" just to handle the casualties. God knows you must be doing something right because your show is a great success. Week in, week out, your band of vigilantes blow up buildings, highways, bridges, I just read where Russia wants to sign a separate peace treaty with the A-Team. And Mr. T, you know every time I watch your show, there you are, running your car up on a sidewalk, knocking over fire hydrants, crashing through store windows, and for this they pay you huge sums of money. Gee, I feel sorry for the New York cabbies, they do the same thing for nothing.