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Demetri Martin. Person.2007

Demetri Martin. Person. is a 2007 Comedy Central special featuring comedian Demetri Martin. It was directed by Jay Karas and filmed at The Paramount Theatre in Austin, Texas. It first aired on January 14, 2007, and a DVD was released by Paramount Ho… more »


Demetri Martin:
I like staying at hotels because you can leave a message for somebody and you don't even need to know their name. So just like a room number, you know? "Hey, could I get a pen? I just wanna... My friend's in 710, thanks. [writing] Leprecaun's gonna f*** you up at midnight." "Honey, what the hell is this? Did you anger a small Irishman?"

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