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After so many years wondering what kind of person you were going to become one day, somewhere you forgot that this question actually has an answer, and that ‘one day’ will eventually arrive. If it hasn’t already. – John KoenigRate it:
Anyone who clings to the historically untrue - and thoroughly immoral - doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forgot this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and there freedoms. – Robert HeinleinRate it:
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into. – Henry Ward BeecherRate it:
Most of what I know I forgot. – Tom ZeganRate it:
Nadia Murad, 21, made the comments during a speech at London’s Trade Union Congress House, The Mirror reported Sunday. Murad, from the Iraqi town of Sinjar, said Nadia Murad was orphaned after ruthless ISIS militants killed six of her brothers and Nadia Murad mother. When they took me to Mosul and raped me, I forgot my mother and brothers. Because what they were doing to the women was more difficult than death, Nadia Murad said. Murad said Nadia Murad was among the more than 5,000 Yazidi women taken captive when ISIS swept through the region, many of which were sold into the sex trade. They were committing all kinds ; murder, rape and displacing people by force in the name of Islam. – Nadia MuradRate it:
Never yet was the time of tenderness when the buds forgot to blow. – Prof.Salam Al ShereidaRate it:
To say the truth, when he asked should I like to have it if he gave it to me, I at once said yes. You remember, I always wanted to have one, and only afterwards when we came home I thought that suddenly you might not like me having one. But I really was so pleased at the idea that I forgot about everything. – Grand Duchess Tatiana Nikolaevna of RussiaRate it:
JOHNNY WAS THE MAN There was a man named Johnny. Who shared with me his true love story. I learned so much from that wise old man. I am out to sing his final glory! Johnny lived to a ripe old age and live by a daily poker winning plan. With an iron fist, his family he did rule! Together they worked hand in hand in that poker playing land. Johnny was the champion, he was the world's best! It was proven day after day, world wide over. Into the eyes of some wicked men he met. His childhood friends and partners for sure on Johnny they would bet. If he ever needed backing. Funds would always be in abundance. For everyone knew. Johnny was always good, loyal, and true. He loved and played poker and was the first in that hall of fame. When he died people forgot about that old man Johnny. But, I will never forget the man who loved and ruled the tables and made Poker the game it is today! – Hazel ElderRate it:
Men must be taught as if you taught them not, And things unknown proposed as things forgot. – Alexander PopeRate it:
Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot. – King ArthurRate it:
When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be found; they forgot where they came from. They lost sight of what had brought them along. – Carl SandburgRate it:
Hey Pilgrim, you forgot your pop-gun – John WayneRate it:
guess he wasnt a lotus eater-the frowned people of today-the land which time forgot to change-was the guru of alexandar the great-pity the lotus eaters(qoute the time machine)-my tribute to all the fallen ones-the lotus eaters-rest in peace in grave-pity you didnt have machiavellian persons like him to teach-the dear departed ones-let them at least know peace in their grave. – AristotleRate it:
And I have found it very interesting that the mainstream media and the people on the left think that the women in this country, Judge Jeanine, are stupid, apparently, they forgot that the identity politics, they tried to play in 2016 when they suggested that women should vote for someone named Hillary Clinton because she was a woman, didnt work then, its not going to work. – Eric TrumpRate it:
And I told him (Bazley) the first time I hit my real game-winner with the buzzer going down, I was going to do the dance. And then I forgot to do it. And then as soon as I saw Baze on the court, it came back to my head. he actually pushed me and started dancing. – Lu DortRate it:
Apart from just living, I wondered what drives me ? So I began to chase that, knowing that there was a possibility I could climb mountains, even in a wheelchair, in a way, I forgot that I was Lai Chi-wai, I could still dream and I could still do what I liked doing. – Lai Chi-waiRate it:
Aphorisms The thought turns on the fateful buttons in the touch panel of the consciousness, the mentality is the antique nostalgia of the subconscious, the braces of self-discipline, the posture corrector of self-confidence, the psychologist is the speleologist of the proctology of the psyche of the absurdism, who finds the cause of the ignition of the psyche, gasoline and the fire of libido, adrenaline of optimism without logic, the cause of the ignition of the dark feelings is a trauma that has turned into a paradox of the subconscious, the strings of control of the strings of the psyche, like the strings of time, in a lobotomy, timelessness is not important, the cause of the fire and you ask yourself with carbon monoxide depression, regression, false progression, the cause of the fire that the fireman found, and for the teapot of an angry person, the kettle boiled for a long time, they forgot to turn it off, the universe of society burned down from sinful egoism, a tranquilizer of indifference and cowardly laziness, among the corpses of indifference, who died from the suffocation of the pressure of life, Life hacks of island natives, life hacks are signs of poverty, energy plays a key role in the development of mankind, self-interest is a washing machine of the memory of values, They censor violence scenes like in porn, like some married porn actors do not want to be seen, cunning is a touching sadism of stupidity, the colorless meaning of fate, the naked meaning of being, in the contrast of monotony we see the romance of eternity, your life is not terrible, it is simply inadequate due to the low level of education of society, The world flickers in neon dreams, in the development of template franchises, in tears of sincerity the city is washed to be cleansed of thoughts of the past, fear grows in selfish temptations, greedy dust fertilizes the earth, at the apogee of soullessness, hypocritical suffocation, diplomatic indifference, friction of sex from the cold of loneliness, we we rub against each other and make children so as not to die, help each other to see clearly, selfishness and pride and vanity is a textbook of the history of loneliness, greed is a textbook of mathematics, lust is a textbook of biology, despondency is a textbook of psychology, envy is a textbook of sociology, anger and gluttony is a textbook of hatred to itself, logic is the killer of the deceit of the ego of the kingdom, the schizophrenia of the franchise of reincarnation in the paradoxicality of selfishness and the smut of lazy indifference, Impotence of avarice, potency of the potential of patents of ideas, hypocrisy is the sex of lies, Poetry You are beautiful to a shameless level of luxury, your beauty masturbates my passion for you, love for you grows with frightening power, my wings of lust into the highest realms of romance, the fantasy of carefree endless love, my highest love for you is eternal, my love is your crown, the cause of ignition my erection is at home, everything in me heats up from a deep passionate love for you, an erection is like a vibrator of falling in love, it is like a penis posture corrector and speech corrector, highly poetic aesthetically I love you neurotically, I understand you perfectly, I appreciate you decently, Passionate tenderness of the amazing grace of seduction in your eyes and skin color, juicy shades of temptation conquer my mind, your beauty is detailed in subtle details of whims, incredibly in love, a fabulous miracle when you are around, burning tenderness in your eyes will melt consciousness, fabulously beautiful erotica of romantic aesthetics, uncontrollable passion of attraction, living confirmation of a masterpiece, hot juices of tenderness penetrate the heart, inspiring romance of lust, your beauty is the only glow, a symphony of gourmet tastes of aesthetics, from your beauty, the sacred fire of passion ignites me to the depths of my soul, conquers in the refined details of admiration, jokes Do you know how good it is when you have a brother or sister? This is when you fight over the toilet and the one who survived the bladder will multiply Well, you made a mistake in your life several million times, so what I can't get used to the cream for turning pages, a little cream on my fingers, then I lick them, then I turn the pages You spoil us with your absence In the center of the park, you hear a girl groaning, someone is having sex, let's go see, but no, these are ducks He put on a chastity belt that shocks during an erection, jumped into the pool with a bomb, hmm, everyone died, sorry for that busty one, I liked her, stupidity helps to reduce the population of the earth Why is the hotel job written above your vagina Yes, we understand, the middle finger is the catapult of the pilot's goat Am I a gentleman? Well, it depends on what size of your breasts you have, are you a girl? Well, yes of course I am, girl, what is your phone number I show him the middle finger, but he does not respond, is my finger broken? A financial crisis in a relationship is when you send a rose sticker instead of a real one and see you on a date in a month. The guy finished during sex, the girl said what it was, I finished, you seemed to be shocked, this is from love for you Sex with her is something, she has a squirt from the vagina like a mare, I got inside the penis once, I thought that I got pregnant on the contrary, I was sick for two weeks, and my stomach appeared, it turned out to be overeating Son, have you ever made discoveries in your life that the penis can not only write, what, nothing, in old age it ate a pissing fountain, what, nothing That is, liposuction, she donates all the fat to create fast food, yes, this is ecological processing. When a guy has too much sperm in his balls, they turn into periods because he hasn't jerked off for a month Slimming machine shaking fat like you're trying to wash your bones in a washing machine You have grown old from your stupidity Loneliness is a penis straitjacket How she trains with a punching bag in the form of a drop, she imagines that these are your balls And you bring flowers to a girl, I thought the guy gave you Don't help me, take away your pretentious five hundred tenge How can I find a girl about a pickup guru, please call me correctly, Mr. Chpolog How to be friends with women? Don't touch their hair and gold and you won't lose your balls You haven't jerked off in a long time, you have a sperm archive there, you have overpopulation in your balls, no one can immigrate He can’t hold back his laughter when he laughs at you, he suddenly starts to vomit, with what, with what, with laughter Expander instead of masturbation? He tore her vagina with his penis, even a tailor will not help her vagina Betrayal is oops, baby doll, when they spin you in a circle and throw knives with your eyes closed Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
Aphorisms Within the boundaries of the digital cell of consciousness, within the boundaries of vicious infantilism, autism of indifference, as if the suffocating silence of cowardice, to drown in sins and with a contented face to go into inferno, biological keys, conceal the laws of life, mental kinship with the lower consciousness of unconscious stupidity, or sincerity goodness and light in the depths of the subconscious, in the secrets of the soul, forgotten truths are hidden, the flowering of the soul in the serenity of eternity, out of time consciousness, particles in infinity, sincerity passing through us leads to evolution, others to the blindness of selfishness, and the cold of shamelessness, in the subconscious animatronics platitudes of cowardly instincts, The comet drops a stellar wind of memories, into the emptiness of the past, a taste of emptiness, a taste of serenity, freedom without borders, a lonely spirit leaving at dawn, a wanderer in a romantic void, through the shadows of deceit, we are moving towards the truth, a dramatic dawn illuminates the night of dreams and fears, its secrets hidden in tears, they contain forgotten dreams and lost values, the skin becomes dry because there are no tears in it, old age comes, the dawn of awareness as a consolation, and hope as an attraction, everything becomes quiet when wisdom comes, the cold fog of humility, causes peace, the flowering of the soul in holiness, consciousness is disconnected from the measurement of show-offs of despair and evolving lies, Poetry You are my hot fetish, When I see you it's a thermonuclear explosion, sperm bombs, circulation of love, in the circulatory system, rivers of passion overwhelm me, tenderness dissolves me in the pleasure of endless bliss, you are so sweet I have a sugar shock and lustful fever, from your sweet body diabetes, masturbating seductive beauty, symphony of orgasms magical, fabulous, dream erotica, euphoric romance about your priceless beauty, the beauty of your eyes is the best medicine in the world, there is my paradise, your beauty is like a gas burner on a slow fire, you seduce me in a saucepan , boiling water of my sperm, it turns into a vapor of spiritual passion, looking at you is a narcotic pleasure, a sexy hobby, I have an innate instinct to love someone like you, you are my sexy sin, vulgar temptation, hot poetry of passion, you are my hot orgasm, shines and levitates from the euphoria of endless love, the ideal of the subconscious in which I will look for you in all lives, you are the growing pricelessness of eternity , one second after another takes me into the world in endless love, you are sweeter in my thoughts with every second, it's like you take a glass of alcohol that is, there is sperm and set fire to your beauty like alcohol, drink to the bottom, my bar is open for you all night , you just pull the handle for pouring beer (by the penis), and pour yourself semen, alcoholism of passion, thrombosis of the veins of the penis from an excess of passion, you are dangerously hyper sexy, I stuck to your lips like something sweet, Drug sex addiction, psychological passion, in the dizzying love of a kaleidoscope, I lose consciousness from passion, one second is harder than another without you, love passion is getting stronger and stronger, the penis gnaws a hole in my underpants, in thoughts and dreams I levitate from love for you, a hot poem passion, the honey taste of your lips, conquers my heart, you strum the strings of my heart's feelings and the string between my legs (penis), your kiss takes you to the dimension of endless love, lovingly erotic romance, hot safari tropics, in the savannah of erotic passion fever (about hair on pubis), like a digger, I plunge into the depths of passion (about the vagina), in the depths you can hear the growl of a lioness, when you walk down the street your buns give a sexy rhythm, boom, boom, no condom can withstand such beauty, spermatozoa will fight to rent your villa ovum, Sensual, aesthetic temptation, gently conquering, shiveringly blissful, leading into the depths of infinity of passion, pleasure takes you into a deep state of erotic pleasure from your beauty, complete sex control over consciousness, alluring erotic instinct of archaic passion, dominant love power, sweet happiness, sensual poetry romance in the soul, blurs in incredible bliss, epic state of euphoric romance, fire through the nerves when your skin touches me, like lava through the cracks of the earth, it forms fertile soil of love, erotic garden of love, uncontrollable love intensifies when I see you, you are the most beautiful thought in all eternity, jokes Love is like food in the microwave, you have to reheat all the time, well, it's cold again, hot sex inside Yes, your fat wife has a lot of stomachs, like a jacket with a lot of pockets in a too prudent man For a woman, crying is like peeing, let's pee baby, you will feel better Yes, and your hair looks like a monkey's crotch It was the first time you got so angry, you screamed so hard, like a girl's first orgasm, what did you feel? ticklish Watching this is like watching a striptease of oriental women, first she lifts her skirt for a long time to show what is between her legs, then she lifts all the folds of fat like a skirt for a long time, and it’s hard for her to hold the skirt and all the fat of her stomach, and then she breathing heavily He is a businessman, seriously, and what kind of business do you have, a fart booth, there are booths for smokers, he has fart booths, money is taken from the card automatically, people don’t even notice, sometimes they confuse and smokers run into fart booths Yeah, and your boyfriend is so tall that when he puts you on your neck, your nose bleeds from the thin air, you're like an antenna on which lightning strikes, an umbrella for his fleas, because they told me that it's bad in bed with you, here they drink blood and there is not enough blood for another place, you wear a bell so that it does not crush you Marriage is like a sociology chart pie, where your fat wife takes up more of the bed, you sleep on the sweaty side, that's why you have a happy marriage He makes poop statues of famous people and fictional characters, hero figurines, he's a nihilist Alphonse is like a goat on your finger, does not immediately come off, like a poop that is difficult to wash off, you take the handle from the shower and wash it off, we understand Yes, and your fat wife looks like a cauldron (Kazakh national dishes), when she lies on her back, you twisted her counterclockwise to turn time back to marriage A teenager asked me how to grow up fast to have sex and smoke cigarettes and alcohol, I answer just lie on the floor in a fetal position, and spin clockwise to grow old I felt that someone was standing behind, the guy behind sniffed his armpits If you want to vomit, breathe into your mouth, thanks your diet helps The girl talks about her boyfriend, over his penis, the penis of his rudimentary twin, sometimes they fight for me, how they can fight, don’t ask, I don’t know myself, there were days when both penises agreed among themselves and took possession of his brain, he disappeared somewhere then he returned all covered in blood, it turned out that these were ordinary periods, he could not even change This prostitute has an airport of venereal diseases, various viruses You left the table to fart, how gallant, you are a real gentleman, but sometimes I don’t go out and fart at the table so that I get all the food, but sometimes people stubbornly sit and eat, puke and eat, this is my fan for farting The first date of the guy, hello, don’t be afraid of sex, we won’t have sex, he puts his penis on the table in a jar of formaldehyde, this is my penis, I don’t know why I carry this jar with me, I don’t know how to communicate with girls, I bet my best friends and they put crackers in me in my pockets, but then my anus was also torn off, now I have a vagina there From a machine gun of likes, they shoot at a person whom they love, but he sees dislikes as a symbol of shame for his behavior, I still love you and you won’t stop me When people are ashamed of you, and you pretend to be a brother to your girlfriend, or a gay girlfriend, or a spiritual friend, and pretend to be an uncle to your son, no, not incest, but he looks like, and I say not incest Got into the future, but there are naturals here? Fu human, pervert, I don’t know what it is, but I want children from her From parkour, he turned into a vegetable, fell badly, he is trying to say something, get this vegetarian away from me Two country houses have been fighting among themselves for many years, as pirates always want to board You need to get back your masculinity, male fluid, he's talking about sperm Someone said to your crooked teeth soldierly at ease The killer is under police interrogation, the policeman: tell me where the killer's accomplices are, hits him in the face, the killer: wait, I remember something, the policeman hit again, the killer: well, I forgot why you hit again, the policeman hit again, the killer began to forget letters and where is the right and where is the left, does not remember his name, the policeman got angry and hit him in the face, the killer left the police station a new man, with empty brains, he began a new life They say when you were conceived, you were like a sperm bullet, bounced off from everywhere, couldn’t find it for a long time, and to understand that the GPS map didn’t help, the tour was all over the body A fat bachelor, pissing with fat, a feast of cholesterol, and selling food courts that help their abortions harm, care for bad mothers, use the urine of trouble, they are not afraid of their vice, working in a fat bar, they work in financial anal, they will not show on a corrupt channel, the salary trolls, and the boss prays to stay for the sake of laughter, the heart colitises about the future, it will kill you with tenderness in inflation, to stay here will disgrace you, it’s all your wife’s eyes are callused So, you have a problem with us today, I put you on the hemorrhoids board of the day, put away this hemorrhoids calendar, I'm doing statistics Why did you come to the bachelor party in a pimp costume, I thought everyone would dress like that How to meet a girl is to insert the key into the keyhole (about sex), vroom, vroom, start the engine, her gasoline squirts, she is forty, there is almost no chance of getting a guy, it is written above the vagina to take a bean, a sex plumber who can fix a leak, a courier delivering an orgasm, a policeman who arrests frigidity, a night in a love chamber, out of turn to a sex doctor, just ask, an electrician who will ignite sparks of passion to the fullest with lightning, like a rock guitar from lightning, a fireman who will arrange a foam party in the vagina, a sex tutor, stay for extra classes, go to her candy store, like an airplane pilot fly to space, fuck until memory loss, like a beer festival, after a night of sex, a terrible hangover from passion, pickup secret agent zero, zero, penis, in military uniform, shoot with your sperm , listen to all her erotic fantasies in the sex library, like a maid, she will vacuum your penis (blowjob) Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich – Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:
At first, I was not used to it (bringing shopping bags) because sometimes I just came bare hands and forgot about it. When I remember, I will carry it along. – Supanee Burut-thongRate it:
Authorities genuinely forgot that the facade was here, they also forgot to secure the spot properly. – Geoffroy Coomans De BracheneRate it:
Basically I forgot they changed the rule that ... if the ball moves while you're putter is down and it's not caused by you, basically caused by the wind, it's not a penalty, i went from making a pretty soft 5 to a really mad 6 to a felt-like-a-birdie 5 again. – Steven BowditchRate it:
Everybody who works closely with Trump in a national security capacity knows that the president is unfit for his office, but none will tell the public what they say to their intimates, they forgot: they owe their duty to the country to the nation, not to Trump. Speak! – David FrumRate it:
Everyone forgot who they are, if they were very famous or very, very rich or very [influential] politicians, they were just helping each other, standing together smoking and not knowing what was going on. – Yaryna ArievaRate it:
F---, I forgot the lyrics. – Carley ShimkusRate it:

After so many years wondering what kind of person you were going to become one day, somewhere you forgot that this question actually has an answer, and that ‘one day’ will eventually arrive. If it hasn’t already.

– John KoenigRate it:

Anyone who clings to the historically untrue - and thoroughly immoral - doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler would referee. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forgot this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and there freedoms.

– Robert HeinleinRate it:

Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.

– Henry Ward BeecherRate it:

Most of what I know I forgot.

– Tom ZeganRate it:

Nadia Murad, 21, made the comments during a speech at London’s Trade Union Congress House, The Mirror reported Sunday. Murad, from the Iraqi town of Sinjar, said Nadia Murad was orphaned after ruthless ISIS militants killed six of her brothers and Nadia Murad mother. When they took me to Mosul and raped me, I forgot my mother and brothers. Because what they were doing to the women was more difficult than death, Nadia Murad said. Murad said Nadia Murad was among the more than 5,000 Yazidi women taken captive when ISIS swept through the region, many of which were sold into the sex trade. They were committing all kinds ; murder, rape and displacing people by force in the name of Islam.

– Nadia MuradRate it:

Never yet was the time of tenderness when the buds forgot to blow.

– Prof.Salam Al ShereidaRate it:

To say the truth, when he asked should I like to have it if he gave it to me, I at once said yes. You remember, I always wanted to have one, and only afterwards when we came home I thought that suddenly you might not like me having one. But I really was so pleased at the idea that I forgot about everything.

– Grand Duchess Tatiana Nikolaevna of RussiaRate it:

JOHNNY WAS THE MAN There was a man named Johnny. Who shared with me his true love story. I learned so much from that wise old man. I am out to sing his final glory! Johnny lived to a ripe old age and live by a daily poker winning plan. With an iron fist, his family he did rule! Together they worked hand in hand in that poker playing land. Johnny was the champion, he was the world's best! It was proven day after day, world wide over. Into the eyes of some wicked men he met. His childhood friends and partners for sure on Johnny they would bet. If he ever needed backing. Funds would always be in abundance. For everyone knew. Johnny was always good, loyal, and true. He loved and played poker and was the first in that hall of fame. When he died people forgot about that old man Johnny. But, I will never forget the man who loved and ruled the tables and made Poker the game it is today!

– Hazel ElderRate it:

Men must be taught as if you taught them not, And things unknown proposed as things forgot.

– Alexander PopeRate it:

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

– King ArthurRate it:

When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be found; they forgot where they came from. They lost sight of what had brought them along.

– Carl SandburgRate it:

Hey Pilgrim, you forgot your pop-gun

– John WayneRate it:

guess he wasnt a lotus eater-the frowned people of today-the land which time forgot to change-was the guru of alexandar the great-pity the lotus eaters(qoute the time machine)-my tribute to all the fallen ones-the lotus eaters-rest in peace in grave-pity you didnt have machiavellian persons like him to teach-the dear departed ones-let them at least know peace in their grave.

– AristotleRate it:

And I have found it very interesting that the mainstream media and the people on the left think that the women in this country, Judge Jeanine, are stupid, apparently, they forgot that the identity politics, they tried to play in 2016 when they suggested that women should vote for someone named Hillary Clinton because she was a woman, didnt work then, its not going to work.

– Eric TrumpRate it:

And I told him (Bazley) the first time I hit my real game-winner with the buzzer going down, I was going to do the dance. And then I forgot to do it. And then as soon as I saw Baze on the court, it came back to my head. he actually pushed me and started dancing.

– Lu DortRate it:

Apart from just living, I wondered what drives me ? So I began to chase that, knowing that there was a possibility I could climb mountains, even in a wheelchair, in a way, I forgot that I was Lai Chi-wai, I could still dream and I could still do what I liked doing.

– Lai Chi-waiRate it:

Aphorisms The thought turns on the fateful buttons in the touch panel of the consciousness, the mentality is the antique nostalgia of the subconscious, the braces of self-discipline, the posture corrector of self-confidence, the psychologist is the speleologist of the proctology of the psyche of the absurdism, who finds the cause of the ignition of the psyche, gasoline and the fire of libido, adrenaline of optimism without logic, the cause of the ignition of the dark feelings is a trauma that has turned into a paradox of the subconscious, the strings of control of the strings of the psyche, like the strings of time, in a lobotomy, timelessness is not important, the cause of the fire and you ask yourself with carbon monoxide depression, regression, false progression, the cause of the fire that the fireman found, and for the teapot of an angry person, the kettle boiled for a long time, they forgot to turn it off, the universe of society burned down from sinful egoism, a tranquilizer of indifference and cowardly laziness, among the corpses of indifference, who died from the suffocation of the pressure of life, Life hacks of island natives, life hacks are signs of poverty, energy plays a key role in the development of mankind, self-interest is a washing machine of the memory of values, They censor violence scenes like in porn, like some married porn actors do not want to be seen, cunning is a touching sadism of stupidity, the colorless meaning of fate, the naked meaning of being, in the contrast of monotony we see the romance of eternity, your life is not terrible, it is simply inadequate due to the low level of education of society, The world flickers in neon dreams, in the development of template franchises, in tears of sincerity the city is washed to be cleansed of thoughts of the past, fear grows in selfish temptations, greedy dust fertilizes the earth, at the apogee of soullessness, hypocritical suffocation, diplomatic indifference, friction of sex from the cold of loneliness, we we rub against each other and make children so as not to die, help each other to see clearly, selfishness and pride and vanity is a textbook of the history of loneliness, greed is a textbook of mathematics, lust is a textbook of biology, despondency is a textbook of psychology, envy is a textbook of sociology, anger and gluttony is a textbook of hatred to itself, logic is the killer of the deceit of the ego of the kingdom, the schizophrenia of the franchise of reincarnation in the paradoxicality of selfishness and the smut of lazy indifference, Impotence of avarice, potency of the potential of patents of ideas, hypocrisy is the sex of lies, Poetry You are beautiful to a shameless level of luxury, your beauty masturbates my passion for you, love for you grows with frightening power, my wings of lust into the highest realms of romance, the fantasy of carefree endless love, my highest love for you is eternal, my love is your crown, the cause of ignition my erection is at home, everything in me heats up from a deep passionate love for you, an erection is like a vibrator of falling in love, it is like a penis posture corrector and speech corrector, highly poetic aesthetically I love you neurotically, I understand you perfectly, I appreciate you decently, Passionate tenderness of the amazing grace of seduction in your eyes and skin color, juicy shades of temptation conquer my mind, your beauty is detailed in subtle details of whims, incredibly in love, a fabulous miracle when you are around, burning tenderness in your eyes will melt consciousness, fabulously beautiful erotica of romantic aesthetics, uncontrollable passion of attraction, living confirmation of a masterpiece, hot juices of tenderness penetrate the heart, inspiring romance of lust, your beauty is the only glow, a symphony of gourmet tastes of aesthetics, from your beauty, the sacred fire of passion ignites me to the depths of my soul, conquers in the refined details of admiration, jokes Do you know how good it is when you have a brother or sister? This is when you fight over the toilet and the one who survived the bladder will multiply Well, you made a mistake in your life several million times, so what I can't get used to the cream for turning pages, a little cream on my fingers, then I lick them, then I turn the pages You spoil us with your absence In the center of the park, you hear a girl groaning, someone is having sex, let's go see, but no, these are ducks He put on a chastity belt that shocks during an erection, jumped into the pool with a bomb, hmm, everyone died, sorry for that busty one, I liked her, stupidity helps to reduce the population of the earth Why is the hotel job written above your vagina Yes, we understand, the middle finger is the catapult of the pilot's goat Am I a gentleman? Well, it depends on what size of your breasts you have, are you a girl? Well, yes of course I am, girl, what is your phone number I show him the middle finger, but he does not respond, is my finger broken? A financial crisis in a relationship is when you send a rose sticker instead of a real one and see you on a date in a month. The guy finished during sex, the girl said what it was, I finished, you seemed to be shocked, this is from love for you Sex with her is something, she has a squirt from the vagina like a mare, I got inside the penis once, I thought that I got pregnant on the contrary, I was sick for two weeks, and my stomach appeared, it turned out to be overeating Son, have you ever made discoveries in your life that the penis can not only write, what, nothing, in old age it ate a pissing fountain, what, nothing That is, liposuction, she donates all the fat to create fast food, yes, this is ecological processing. When a guy has too much sperm in his balls, they turn into periods because he hasn't jerked off for a month Slimming machine shaking fat like you're trying to wash your bones in a washing machine You have grown old from your stupidity Loneliness is a penis straitjacket How she trains with a punching bag in the form of a drop, she imagines that these are your balls And you bring flowers to a girl, I thought the guy gave you Don't help me, take away your pretentious five hundred tenge How can I find a girl about a pickup guru, please call me correctly, Mr. Chpolog How to be friends with women? Don't touch their hair and gold and you won't lose your balls You haven't jerked off in a long time, you have a sperm archive there, you have overpopulation in your balls, no one can immigrate He can’t hold back his laughter when he laughs at you, he suddenly starts to vomit, with what, with what, with laughter Expander instead of masturbation? He tore her vagina with his penis, even a tailor will not help her vagina Betrayal is oops, baby doll, when they spin you in a circle and throw knives with your eyes closed Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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Aphorisms Within the boundaries of the digital cell of consciousness, within the boundaries of vicious infantilism, autism of indifference, as if the suffocating silence of cowardice, to drown in sins and with a contented face to go into inferno, biological keys, conceal the laws of life, mental kinship with the lower consciousness of unconscious stupidity, or sincerity goodness and light in the depths of the subconscious, in the secrets of the soul, forgotten truths are hidden, the flowering of the soul in the serenity of eternity, out of time consciousness, particles in infinity, sincerity passing through us leads to evolution, others to the blindness of selfishness, and the cold of shamelessness, in the subconscious animatronics platitudes of cowardly instincts, The comet drops a stellar wind of memories, into the emptiness of the past, a taste of emptiness, a taste of serenity, freedom without borders, a lonely spirit leaving at dawn, a wanderer in a romantic void, through the shadows of deceit, we are moving towards the truth, a dramatic dawn illuminates the night of dreams and fears, its secrets hidden in tears, they contain forgotten dreams and lost values, the skin becomes dry because there are no tears in it, old age comes, the dawn of awareness as a consolation, and hope as an attraction, everything becomes quiet when wisdom comes, the cold fog of humility, causes peace, the flowering of the soul in holiness, consciousness is disconnected from the measurement of show-offs of despair and evolving lies, Poetry You are my hot fetish, When I see you it's a thermonuclear explosion, sperm bombs, circulation of love, in the circulatory system, rivers of passion overwhelm me, tenderness dissolves me in the pleasure of endless bliss, you are so sweet I have a sugar shock and lustful fever, from your sweet body diabetes, masturbating seductive beauty, symphony of orgasms magical, fabulous, dream erotica, euphoric romance about your priceless beauty, the beauty of your eyes is the best medicine in the world, there is my paradise, your beauty is like a gas burner on a slow fire, you seduce me in a saucepan , boiling water of my sperm, it turns into a vapor of spiritual passion, looking at you is a narcotic pleasure, a sexy hobby, I have an innate instinct to love someone like you, you are my sexy sin, vulgar temptation, hot poetry of passion, you are my hot orgasm, shines and levitates from the euphoria of endless love, the ideal of the subconscious in which I will look for you in all lives, you are the growing pricelessness of eternity , one second after another takes me into the world in endless love, you are sweeter in my thoughts with every second, it's like you take a glass of alcohol that is, there is sperm and set fire to your beauty like alcohol, drink to the bottom, my bar is open for you all night , you just pull the handle for pouring beer (by the penis), and pour yourself semen, alcoholism of passion, thrombosis of the veins of the penis from an excess of passion, you are dangerously hyper sexy, I stuck to your lips like something sweet, Drug sex addiction, psychological passion, in the dizzying love of a kaleidoscope, I lose consciousness from passion, one second is harder than another without you, love passion is getting stronger and stronger, the penis gnaws a hole in my underpants, in thoughts and dreams I levitate from love for you, a hot poem passion, the honey taste of your lips, conquers my heart, you strum the strings of my heart's feelings and the string between my legs (penis), your kiss takes you to the dimension of endless love, lovingly erotic romance, hot safari tropics, in the savannah of erotic passion fever (about hair on pubis), like a digger, I plunge into the depths of passion (about the vagina), in the depths you can hear the growl of a lioness, when you walk down the street your buns give a sexy rhythm, boom, boom, no condom can withstand such beauty, spermatozoa will fight to rent your villa ovum, Sensual, aesthetic temptation, gently conquering, shiveringly blissful, leading into the depths of infinity of passion, pleasure takes you into a deep state of erotic pleasure from your beauty, complete sex control over consciousness, alluring erotic instinct of archaic passion, dominant love power, sweet happiness, sensual poetry romance in the soul, blurs in incredible bliss, epic state of euphoric romance, fire through the nerves when your skin touches me, like lava through the cracks of the earth, it forms fertile soil of love, erotic garden of love, uncontrollable love intensifies when I see you, you are the most beautiful thought in all eternity, jokes Love is like food in the microwave, you have to reheat all the time, well, it's cold again, hot sex inside Yes, your fat wife has a lot of stomachs, like a jacket with a lot of pockets in a too prudent man For a woman, crying is like peeing, let's pee baby, you will feel better Yes, and your hair looks like a monkey's crotch It was the first time you got so angry, you screamed so hard, like a girl's first orgasm, what did you feel? ticklish Watching this is like watching a striptease of oriental women, first she lifts her skirt for a long time to show what is between her legs, then she lifts all the folds of fat like a skirt for a long time, and it’s hard for her to hold the skirt and all the fat of her stomach, and then she breathing heavily He is a businessman, seriously, and what kind of business do you have, a fart booth, there are booths for smokers, he has fart booths, money is taken from the card automatically, people don’t even notice, sometimes they confuse and smokers run into fart booths Yeah, and your boyfriend is so tall that when he puts you on your neck, your nose bleeds from the thin air, you're like an antenna on which lightning strikes, an umbrella for his fleas, because they told me that it's bad in bed with you, here they drink blood and there is not enough blood for another place, you wear a bell so that it does not crush you Marriage is like a sociology chart pie, where your fat wife takes up more of the bed, you sleep on the sweaty side, that's why you have a happy marriage He makes poop statues of famous people and fictional characters, hero figurines, he's a nihilist Alphonse is like a goat on your finger, does not immediately come off, like a poop that is difficult to wash off, you take the handle from the shower and wash it off, we understand Yes, and your fat wife looks like a cauldron (Kazakh national dishes), when she lies on her back, you twisted her counterclockwise to turn time back to marriage A teenager asked me how to grow up fast to have sex and smoke cigarettes and alcohol, I answer just lie on the floor in a fetal position, and spin clockwise to grow old I felt that someone was standing behind, the guy behind sniffed his armpits If you want to vomit, breathe into your mouth, thanks your diet helps The girl talks about her boyfriend, over his penis, the penis of his rudimentary twin, sometimes they fight for me, how they can fight, don’t ask, I don’t know myself, there were days when both penises agreed among themselves and took possession of his brain, he disappeared somewhere then he returned all covered in blood, it turned out that these were ordinary periods, he could not even change This prostitute has an airport of venereal diseases, various viruses You left the table to fart, how gallant, you are a real gentleman, but sometimes I don’t go out and fart at the table so that I get all the food, but sometimes people stubbornly sit and eat, puke and eat, this is my fan for farting The first date of the guy, hello, don’t be afraid of sex, we won’t have sex, he puts his penis on the table in a jar of formaldehyde, this is my penis, I don’t know why I carry this jar with me, I don’t know how to communicate with girls, I bet my best friends and they put crackers in me in my pockets, but then my anus was also torn off, now I have a vagina there From a machine gun of likes, they shoot at a person whom they love, but he sees dislikes as a symbol of shame for his behavior, I still love you and you won’t stop me When people are ashamed of you, and you pretend to be a brother to your girlfriend, or a gay girlfriend, or a spiritual friend, and pretend to be an uncle to your son, no, not incest, but he looks like, and I say not incest Got into the future, but there are naturals here? Fu human, pervert, I don’t know what it is, but I want children from her From parkour, he turned into a vegetable, fell badly, he is trying to say something, get this vegetarian away from me Two country houses have been fighting among themselves for many years, as pirates always want to board You need to get back your masculinity, male fluid, he's talking about sperm Someone said to your crooked teeth soldierly at ease The killer is under police interrogation, the policeman: tell me where the killer's accomplices are, hits him in the face, the killer: wait, I remember something, the policeman hit again, the killer: well, I forgot why you hit again, the policeman hit again, the killer began to forget letters and where is the right and where is the left, does not remember his name, the policeman got angry and hit him in the face, the killer left the police station a new man, with empty brains, he began a new life They say when you were conceived, you were like a sperm bullet, bounced off from everywhere, couldn’t find it for a long time, and to understand that the GPS map didn’t help, the tour was all over the body A fat bachelor, pissing with fat, a feast of cholesterol, and selling food courts that help their abortions harm, care for bad mothers, use the urine of trouble, they are not afraid of their vice, working in a fat bar, they work in financial anal, they will not show on a corrupt channel, the salary trolls, and the boss prays to stay for the sake of laughter, the heart colitises about the future, it will kill you with tenderness in inflation, to stay here will disgrace you, it’s all your wife’s eyes are callused So, you have a problem with us today, I put you on the hemorrhoids board of the day, put away this hemorrhoids calendar, I'm doing statistics Why did you come to the bachelor party in a pimp costume, I thought everyone would dress like that How to meet a girl is to insert the key into the keyhole (about sex), vroom, vroom, start the engine, her gasoline squirts, she is forty, there is almost no chance of getting a guy, it is written above the vagina to take a bean, a sex plumber who can fix a leak, a courier delivering an orgasm, a policeman who arrests frigidity, a night in a love chamber, out of turn to a sex doctor, just ask, an electrician who will ignite sparks of passion to the fullest with lightning, like a rock guitar from lightning, a fireman who will arrange a foam party in the vagina, a sex tutor, stay for extra classes, go to her candy store, like an airplane pilot fly to space, fuck until memory loss, like a beer festival, after a night of sex, a terrible hangover from passion, pickup secret agent zero, zero, penis, in military uniform, shoot with your sperm , listen to all her erotic fantasies in the sex library, like a maid, she will vacuum your penis (blowjob) Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

– Musin Almat ZhumabekovichRate it:

At first, I was not used to it (bringing shopping bags) because sometimes I just came bare hands and forgot about it. When I remember, I will carry it along.

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Authorities genuinely forgot that the facade was here, they also forgot to secure the spot properly.

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Basically I forgot they changed the rule that ... if the ball moves while you're putter is down and it's not caused by you, basically caused by the wind, it's not a penalty, i went from making a pretty soft 5 to a really mad 6 to a felt-like-a-birdie 5 again.

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Everybody who works closely with Trump in a national security capacity knows that the president is unfit for his office, but none will tell the public what they say to their intimates, they forgot: they owe their duty to the country to the nation, not to Trump. Speak!

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Everyone forgot who they are, if they were very famous or very, very rich or very [influential] politicians, they were just helping each other, standing together smoking and not knowing what was going on.

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F---, I forgot the lyrics.

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