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Aphorisms Infinite wisdom of eternity, far from desires, money teaches selfishness, if instead of money there was disinterested nobility, people would reach the highest evolution of development, a ray of life in the void, pierces eternity into the unknown and nonsense, subjective reality of a selfish society, biological technocracy of evolution, cybernetics genes, cybernetics of the universal body, the energy of sincerity as a rare element of the universe, in it we learn the secrets of life, a lie is a reckless driver who crashes into the truth, love is an energy connection in which the highest value of eternity is known, spiritual flowers of mystical reality, one part of the universe of society in the past , another in the future. Poetry phenomenal beauty, you are more beautiful than a doll, hot passion, hot heat, a huge library of cassettes of memories of you, and I constantly review each one, I keep a feeling of love, warmth of happiness in my soul, you are a whole era of lust. jokes If you want to meet her, take a ticket. Many people have spiritual impotence. Your wallet is your wife in all sex positions. The woman is menstruating, call the exorcist. The crisis is increasing, the country is moving in slow-mo mode, inflation has increased, slow-mo too. There is no motivation to run after money. It's not a clitoris, it's my penis. Hot weather, you are like barbecue meat, on the grill, you are turned over, unwrapped like a shawarma, you take off your clothes so that the meat is well fried. Sunburn, it doesn't help, it's like barbecue sauce. You got burned on the beach, you climb around, you walk in pain like a broken robot. You run away from cellulite and old age like from a chainsaw, how I feel sorry for you. The breath is weak to run after girls, here's a tranquilizer for you (I'm rich). The cat will gladly watch you die. Vagina is a lottery drum, and sperm are balls, who won the winning alimony ticket in this orgy. A condom is like a joint, you wrap it up so your baby gets high. Pull up baby. Does the penis cum fast? He's a neurotic. The girl knows you very well, all your ego erogenous zones, he plays on you like on you solo sex. On a female leash with an electric shock, the word money is written. What an oil rig does is like sex, a girl just extracts money from a man. Inflation mummifies your penis. Do you finish hard? To make your girlfriend fly into the wall. You have seen how the seahorse moves, as if he is fucking. This is the walk of a womanizer. Do you go home to your wife drunk? Put on your body armor. Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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