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jokes and here you are seventy and you are a pot for the mistress dancing like a jester, singing, I'm a storyteller of what to look for, I behave so that I can't be recognized. How to show a girl that she likes you? You look at her, you kiss your index and middle fingers, and you shoot her. Unusual greeting. Forefinger and middle finger, showing the piss sign, the bunny moves its ears. When you last recharged batteries (male eggs), alas, I'm aged, they don't see the pluses or minuses of life. Load the clip, I brought a girl to you. If a spider attacked you, he would drink you for a week, then he would die of cholesterol If you continue to live with your parents, you have less rights than a computer mouse. There is a conversation between father and son. How do I know what happened before the sperm. You also see a fairy riding a unicorn, no, hell, wrong pills again We will have sex, you want to bathe in her hot springs (squirt) The name of the laxative wonderful night, the apocalypse on the toilet, choose the soul The girl said sex with you is an unfinished joke What you slipped me was a polarizing agent, sodium peptatyl, so I drank chocolate schnapps with syrup She's great at manipulating you, she even has a driver's license He is naked all the time, he is like a one year old child who is difficult to put on a diaper, he is a porn actor being naked is his profession Why did he get so many logo tattoos of famous brands, rent advertising on his face, he is unemployed, but he rarely goes out The guy says what does my nudity mean, this is punishment from heaven You see what happens when I rarely masturbate a dick, I get lonely, and I start to massively send out photos of the penis to everyone, I turn away and cry, I can’t stop I want to show all the girls in the world a photo of the penis, no one will remember you, but your penis, unlike you celebrities, spare their eyes, they will have to wash their eyes to forget this, and I want everyone to know and remember him, he cries even more, he turned sad crying eyes, and his lips are trembling, dogs have fucking pillows, and we will buy you cool sex doll It got worse for me, the plot twists like a joint with a dope head inside, rather unscrews like the last nut of a beam How do I make a flat nose, try facesitting, let him jump Boxing champion, fifty wins Fifty knockouts, a boxer named a psychologist, a boxer is a shrink, returning from the other world after a knockout is different Demand justice from a woman, still pull out grenades for a chick, at the same time fifteen more chicks, other chicks, are kept in a chain, and they will make a chick chick between your legs Living with a fat guy like you sucks, mom, he's sucking his boobs again I'm a womanizer and my penis doesn't need a muzzle It's that herpes from all over the city, everyone probably keeps a special memory, oh come on, bubbles on the penis give additional pleasure, hey where did you go, all encrusted with herpes What did you say, I will make semolina porridge out of you, you will be soft and tender, like an old man who has been steaming in a sauna I have a problem's. And what position are you in now, are you top or bottom Well, how is he in bed, to be honest, so-so, your dear honesty hurts Economy crashing like your wife's saggy boobs all milk sucked He looks at her like a truck with pies, I understand him, her pies are what you need, my sparkling compliments to the cook in heaven Read lips, fu, reading Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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