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Lori: [Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV] Oh...Ted: Lori, hey, you're home early.Lori: What the hell is this?Ted: The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.Lori: This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?Ted: Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!Lori: [Looks down on floor] What is that?Ted: Wha- what is what?Lori: There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!Ted: Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.Lori: There is a shit on my floor!Ted: Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit? Is what Kierkegaard would say.John: [John pokes a lobster head from out the door] Rawr!Ted: Hahaha!John: Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!Ted: Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.John: [Enters the apartment] I found my phone. What's going on.[John suddenly looks down on the floor]John: Is that a shit?[Lori looks at John]

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