Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: [to Roberta] Hey you! Dildo. Is this the nut house where you're keeping my Laurel?Roberta: Laurel's here but we're not exactly keeping her.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Bullshit, ya big dyke.Roberta: I'm not a dyke. Is Laurel expecting you?Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: I'll kill you douchebag.Roberta: That's all you men understand is violence.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Now look. I know what sort of freaks hang around here. It's a big lesbian scene. [Garp walks on to porch] Ooooh, oooh, what are you the man of the house or the court eunuch. Laurel, you in there you bitch!Jenny Fields: Hello.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Oh, I know who you are. My Laurel's not your type sweetie.Jenny Fields: Perhaps she's not your type either.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Listen, goddammit. If you don't get Laurel's ass out here I'm gonna... [Randy is knocked down by Roberta]Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion: Randy!Jenny Fields: Are you alright?Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion: Baby, you found me.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Oh, I don't think I can drive the f***in' car.Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion: That's alright. I can drive you just never let me. [to Jenny] I guess Randy needs me.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Easy! [In pain as Laurel helps him to the car]Laurel - Dog's Head Mansion: Sorry baby, I'm sorry.Randy - Dog's Head Mansion: Crazy dyke blind-sided me.
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