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Brad: [reading Lester's job description] "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself. Lester: Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing. Brad: Whatever. Management wants you gone by the end of the day. Lester: Well, just what sort of severance package is management prepared to offer me? Considering the information I have about our Editorial Director buying pussy with company money - which, I think, would interest the I.R.S., since it technically constitutes fraud; and I'm sure that some of our advertisers and rival publications might like to know about it as well. Not to mention, [grins] Craig's wife! Brad: What do you want? Lester: One year's salary, with benefits. Brad: That's not going to happen. Lester: Well, what do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge, to boot? Brad: [chuckles in disbelief] Against who? Lester: [he chuckles right back] Against YOU. Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job if I let you blow me? Brad: Man, you are one twisted fuck. Lester: Nope; I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

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