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Gertie: What are you going as for Halloween? Elliot: I'm not going to stupid Halloween. Micheal: Why don't you go as a goblin? Elliot: Shut up. Mary: It's not that we don't believe you, honey. Elliot: Well, it was real, I swear! Mary: [changing the subject] What are you going as, Gert? Gertie: [with steak in mouth] I'm going as a cowgirl. Elliot: So, what else is new? Micheal: Maybe it was an iguana. Elliot: It was no iguana. Micheal: Maybe, uh... uh-- You know how they say there are, uh, alligators in the sewers? Gertie: Alligators in the sewers. Mary: All we're trying to say is maybe you just probably imagined it. It happens. Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it! Micheal: Maybe it was a pervert, or a deformed kid, or something. Gertie: A deformed kid. Micheal: Maybe, uh, an elf or a leprechaun. Elliot: [stands up angrily] IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS-BREATH! Mary: [laughs in shock] Elliot! [regains composure] Sit down. [clears throat] Elliot: [sitting down] Dad would believe me. Mary: Maybe you oughtta call your father and tell him about it. Elliot: I can't. He's in Mexico with Sally. Gertie: Wh-Where's Mexico? Mary: Excuse me. [leaves the table and walks to the window] Micheal: [softly to Elliot] I'm gonna kill you. Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't touch it, just call me, and we'll have somebody come and take it away. Gertie: Like the dogcatcher? Elliot: But they'll give it to a lobotomy, or do experiments on it, or somethin'. Mary: It's your turn to do the dishes, fellas. Micheal: I set and cleared. Elliot: I set and cleared. Micheal: [quickly] I did breakfast. Gertie: I did breakfast. [Mary slams a pot down on the sideboard, offscreen] Micheal: What's the matter, Mom? Mary: [emotionally; about the kids' father] He hates Mexico. Micheal: [to Elliot] Damn it, why don't you...grow up? Think how other people feel for a change?

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