Squints: Oh, no![A snooty rival baseball team, whom the Sandlot kids are enemies with arrive in their uniforms and bicycles. The Sandlot kids soon arrive to confront their rivals.]Phillips: Ah, it's easy when you play with a bunch of rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez.Benny: Shut your mouth, Phillips!Ham Porter: What'd you say, crap face?!Phillips: I said, you shouldn't even be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game.Ham Porter: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!Sandlot Kids: Yeah!Phillips: We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.Ham Porter: Watch it, jerk!Phillips: Shut up, idiot!Ham Porter: Moron!Phillips: Scab eater!Ham Porter: Butt sniffer!Phillips: Pus licker!Ham Porter: Fart smeller!Bertram: [sniffs] Ahh.Phillips: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!Ham Porter: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!Sandlot Kids: Yeah!Phillips: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!Ham Porter: You play ball like a girl![entire group stands in shocked silence; the Sandlot kids start laughing]Phillips: What did you say?Ham Porter: You heard me.Phillips: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.Ham Porter: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!Kids: Yeah!
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