Sister Colleen: If Matt dies, guess who he'll be buried next to? Sister Helen Prejean: Who's the last person to die? Sister Colleen: Sister Celestine. Sister Helen Prejean: Oh Lord. Sister Colleen: You remember when that sweet little girl in the convent came after her wedding day to introduce her husband to us? Sister Helen Prejean: Sister Celestine said, "I'm glad I never had to share my bed with a man." Sister Colleen: She loved her celibacy so much. Sister Helen Prejean: I know. She's gonna be lying next to a man for all eternity.

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