George Carlin: Did you ever meet somebody, and you go to shake the guy's hand... and you suddenly realize... he doesn't have a complete hand! And you gotta make believe it feels great! Right? You can't go "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" You can't do that! It's not even an option!

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#A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

A "Hi, I am here!"

B "Hello, Dolly!"

C "Papa, can you hear me?"

D "Hello gorgeous!"