Homer Simpson: Whatever happened to your mail order bride?Moe Szyslak: Oh, she got homesick for her old life; diving for tourist pennies in a Micronesian swamp.Homer Simpson: So, her career got in the way.Moe Szyslak: Ehh, I don't blame her. No girl wants to end up with a Joe Puke-Pail like me.Homer Simpson: Now, now, I won't hear of it, Moe. You're a fabulous catch.Moe Szyslak: Oh yeah? Well, uh, how come I ain't fending off movie stars with a pointy stick?Homer Simpson: Oh, its probably due to your ugliness. But, that doesn't mean we can't find you a woman!
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