Krusty the Clown: Krustyburger is the meat flavored sandwhich of the 1984 Olympics. Just scratch the game space on your card and if the US wins a gold medal you get a free Krustyburger... Mmm mmm mmm![Director yells "CUT"]Krusty the Clown: BLECH! Oh I almost swallowed some of the juice.[Produces a flask and rinses his mouth and spits]Krusty the Clown: Ugh, I'll be tasting that for weeks.Krusty's Accountant: Great spot, K.C.!Krusty the Clown: Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers going to cost me?Krusty's Accountant: Not to worry, Mr. K. We rigged the cards. They're all in events the communists never lose.Krusty the Clown: I like, I like!Krusty's Asistant: This just came over the wires, Big K!Krusty the Clown: [reading] Soviet boycott... U.S. unopposed in most events... how does this affect our giveaway?Krusty's Accountant: Let's see... [punches up the numbers] You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.Krusty the Clown: [cries loudly] Oy!
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