[about looking around at colleges with his daughter Emily]Bill Engvall: I'll tell you, it's a real slap in the face when you walk onto a college campus with your daughter and you catch some guy checking her out.[murmurs of agreement]Bill Engvall: Yeah. Then I realized it *was* a slap in the face; my wife caught me checking out college chicks.[laughter]Bill Engvall: "Sorry, I'm a guy." Where were the girls like that when I was in college? My friend goes "they were there." Hey, I got the yearbook, my friend. My college yearbook looks like the program from the Eukanuba Dog Show.[laughter]Bill Engvall: And not even the winners.
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