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[Trying to find a bride for the Prince]Blackadder: Of the 262 princesses in Europe, 165 are over 80 - they're out; 47 are under 10 - they're out; and 39 are mad.Baldrick: They sound ideal!Blackadder: They would be, if they hadn't all got married last week in Munich to the same horse. Which leaves us with two.Baldrick: And what about them?Blackadder: Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin. We'll never get her to marry him.Baldrick: Why not?Blackadder: Because she's met him.Baldrick: Which leaves...?Blackadder: Caroline of Brunswick as the only available princess in Europe.Baldrick: And what's wrong with her? [Blackadder stands up]Blackadder: [shouting very loud and very fast] GET MORE COFFEE! IT'S HORRID, CHANGE IT! TAKE ME ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND! NO, NOT LIKE THAT, LIKE THIS! TROUSERS OFF, TACKLE OUT! WALK THE DOG! WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS?!Baldrick: [flustered] ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! Which one'd you want me to do first!?Blackadder: No, that's what Caroline's like! She's famous for having the worst personality in Germany...and as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition!

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