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Tyrion Lannister: Last time we saw each other was at Winterfell, yes? You were making jokes about my height, I seem to recall. Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. A height of nobility. A man of your stature. Someone to look up to. You're all making the same five or six jokes.Theon Greyjoy: It was a long time ago.Tyrion Lannister: It was. And how have things been going for you since then? Not so well I gather. Can't imagine you would have murdered the Stark boys if things had been going well.Theon Greyjoy: I didn't murder the Stark boys. But I did things that were just as bad, or worse.Yara Grejoy: And he paid for them.Tyrion Lannister: Doesn't seem like it. He's still alive. It was complicated for you I'm sure, growing up at Winterfell. Never quite knowing who you were. But then, we all live complicated lives, don't we?Daenerys Targaryen: You've brought us a hundred ships from the Iron fleet, with men to sail them. In return I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?Theon Grejoy: Not my claim. [nods his head to Yara] Hers.Daenerys Targaryen: What's wrong with you?Theon Greyjoy: I'm not fit to rule.Tyrion Lannister: We can agree upon that at least.Daenerys Targaryen: Has the Iron Islands ever had a queen before?Yara Grejoy: No more than Westeros.Theon Grejoy: Our uncle Euron returned home after a long absence. He murdered our father, and took the Salt Throne from Yara. He would have murdered us if we'd stayed.Daenerys Targaryen: Lord Tyrion tells me your father was a terrible king.Yara Grejoy: You and I have that in common.Daenerys Targaryen: [after a short pause] We do. And both murdered by a usurper aswell. [turns to Tyrion] Will their ships be enough?Tyrion Lannister: With the former masters' fleet, possibly. Barely. [glares down at Theon] There are more than a hundred ships in the Iron fleet- Theon Grejoy: There are. And Euron's building more. [to Daenerys] He's going to offer them to you.Daenerys Targaryen: So why shouldn't I wait for him?Theon Greyjoy: The Iron fleet isn't all he's bringing. He also wants to give you-..Yara Grejoy: [scornfully] His big cock, I think he said. [Daenerys raises her eyebrows disapprovingly, smirking at Tyrion] Euron's offer is also an offer of marriage, you see.. You won't get one without the other.Daenerys Targaryen: And I imagine your offer is free of any marriage demands.Yara Grejoy: [softly] I never demand but I'm up for anything really.[Daenerys gazes at Yara with a smile]Theon Grejoy: He murdered our father and would have murdered us. He'll murder you as soon as you have what he wants.Tyrion Lannister: The seven kingdoms?Theon Grejoy: All of them.Daenerys Targaryen: And you don't want the seven kingdoms?Theon Grejoy: Your ancestors defeated ours, and took the Iron Islands. We ask you to give them back.Daenerys Targaryen: And that's all?Yara Grejoy: We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who think a woman's not fit to rule.Daenerys Targaryen: [with a smirk] Reasonable.Tyrion Lannister: [to Daenerys] What if everyone starts demanding their independence?Daenerys Targaryen: She's not demanding, she's asking. The others are free to ask aswell. [turns her head back to Theon and Yara] Our fathers were evil men. All of us here. They left the world worse than they found it. We're not going to do that. We're going to leave the world better than we found it. [stands up and begins walking down the stairs towards Theon and Yara while she speaks] You will support my claim as the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, and respect the integrity of the Seven Kingdoms. No more reaving, roving, raiding, or raping.Yara Greyjoy: [with a glare] That's our way of life.Daenerys Targaryen: No more.[Daenerys stares at Yara coldly, Yara turns her head to Theon who then nods at her in consent]Yara Grejoy: No more.[Yara lifts her arm up towards Daenerys. Daenerys, indecisively, looks over her shoulder at Tyrion who then signals her to accept Yara's arm-shake. After a brief hesitation, Daenerys puts a grasp around Yara's arm, shaking her arm]

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Aphorisms Those who have risen from the death of insensibility where they felt the body, but not the soul, the mind, but the heart, the levitation of the ego, they are drawn into the abyss of the nonsense of materialism, the fallen souls who know happiness in a lie, happiness in fear, faceless blind men in masks of self-deception, drown their souls in the darkness of greed , the secrets of holiness hidden from the ego, they suffocate in a lie as if they were drowned in the waters of self-interest, it hurts evil souls to hear the truth, the truth will become a dawn, and the ego will become a karmic sunset, detached holiness in the void in the valley of exotic paradoxes, hypnotic absurdities, sweet illusions, selfish fears, children's fantasies of vices, in a world where all living things are alien, where it hurts to be sighted, where the flesh is like silk of temptation, lies will warm with hope, illusions of optimism, they are like painkillers, The bad dream of temptations will become their reality, drugs are illusory goals, we are a cemetery bad memories, we are a projection of the irony of vices, freedom in the void, so few lamps (the human body) in which the light of the truth of life itself burns, multi-colored lamps e more and more goism, the winter of indifference will hide in the ice of immortal consciousness the shame of selfishness, ice that will stop time for rethinking, the cold of emptiness awakens the mind, cools the pain from vices, insensibility in the cold, steam from the mouth in which thoughts that lurk in the darkness of the soul come out, hopelessness in which freezes all hopes, the light of sincerity illuminates the path to infinity, the fog of cold leads away from time, we are dead for centuries in reincarnation in the world of egoists, The architecture of fear, the world generated by despair, fear of poverty, detached from each other by selfish blindness, in the void illusions they see happiness, a masterpiece of depression from building materials, invertebrate materialists, selfish fear, in the languid light of temptations, people plunge into the darkness of self-deception, pirouettes of hope illuminate the way, the third eye is like a flashlight on a helmet, people turn into shadows in a fog of illusions, hypnotic benefit makes the mind weaker, the weak mind becomes food, where mortal sins devour your soul, glaucoma of the ego makes it difficult to see the truth, the brain is like an audio-video film that shows pictures of the subconscious from all lives, a projector that shows the life experience of all ages. Poetry You are my sultry passion, You are made of caress and kisses, skin is like a delicate flower, and the warm look in the eyes shudders the heart with love, I will not forget this look of passion, and the kiss that I will keep in my heart, and my soul keeps the warmth of the flesh, seconds as a museum of romantic nostalgia, each next kiss is more important than the previous one, a look that conquers the soul and heart, I kiss your soul through your lips, your kiss fills the soul with light, endless tons of love in my eyes for you, forever priceless in my heart, words go away from delight, and my heart is open only to you, you are the only one who masturbates my instinct for sex with you, eggs are charred with passion, roasted by love, graceful eroticism in the movements of your body, you are the highest happiness of the universe, it is vital to be yours, you are my hot lust, goddess of endless bliss, in your kisses I feel universal bliss, there is nothing sweeter than your kiss, the youth of my soul, mind and heart, your beauty is like a mastrubator temptation , insatiably taste your every look, the light of the sun so eloquently adorns your skin, the painting of passion, plays with all shades of temptation, so much pleasure for my eyes that I lose consciousness from bliss, you are my juicy passion, skin is like the sweet juice of temptation, red-hot passion melts mine heart, like honey, spreads through the soul, filling with deep love for you, animal, bestial lust, overshadows my mind like a lunar eclipse, I love you even unconsciously, a bottomless night of deep passion, like the sex of souls, long for eternity, our love pierces all infinities , and even death and separation will not break our love, in any world and life and time I will look for you, and my heart and mind will tirelessly wait for an answer to the phone call of your heart, You are like hot sex skin like a sweet cupcake, I growl with passion like hungry rex, your beauty causes cum incontinence, sweet night of fantasies about you, amazing beauty inspiring to live, poetry of insane passion, a burst of immense love, hot sweetness, you are the divine caress of my soul, an orgasm of love in my soul, my soul moans with pleasure when I see you, I am amazed to the depths of my soul how much I love you, I love your soul as well as my body, we have one immortal love, caress you tongue and mouth and compliments for me the need to taste every moment rainy love drives me crazy, I'm your eternal sex slave, your sex toy, I need you to infinity, in unity with your soul all eternity, our souls are like a single star. jokes We've got fifteen candidates in a room, our company makes several billion dollars a year. There is a rich selection of weapons on the wall, including firearms, one person must leave the room alive, all fifteen people with weapons leave the room, shyly says, moves his leg as if crushing a cigarette, we decided to take several billion from you, pointed weapons at an employee What is the most important thing in a bunker? Don't fart And how do you sit on a chair, as if a drunk is parked between two jeeps, and you are like prostatitis in a gamer who cannot go to the toilet because of the game Your grandfather is farsighted bring him a telescope so he can see you You will turn white from shock like a flashing flashlight. I want my life to be like an epic memoir, not a short jokey rhyme. He's so old that tape and glue won't help, a plastic surgeon won't help. It's time to use the family's gold reserves, you're talking about grandma's teeth He was so drunk that he touched the tarantula and thought that the tarantula was his hand So you fell in love with two girls with us, and divided the Valentine's heart into two parts and wrote your name and phone number there, so that's where you got two black eyes in front of you, they even hurt your hands when they hit your eyes together, you look like a raccoon Got up at five in the morning ... across the throat Too much sex honey, give your cock coffee and continue Optimism is a naive coma of sweet dreams I see you got better, you still eat your husband's brains Author: Musin Almat Zhumabekovich

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