Criminal Minds, Season 2

Hotch:
Okay, I'll start...I have no sense of humour...

JJ:
[hesitantly] You're a bully?

Hotch:
I'm a bully.

Morgan:
[gamely] You can be a drill sergeant sometimes.

Hotch:
Right...

Prentiss:
[quickly] You don't trust women as much as men.

Hotch:
Okay, good, I'm all these things, but none of you said that I put myself above the team, because I don't--ever. Reid and I argued about the definition of classic narcissism--he knew I would remember that. And he also quoted Genesis 23 verse 4. Read it.

JJ:
I am a stranger and a sojourner with you. Give me property for a burial place among you that I may bury my dead out of my sight.

Hotch:
He wouldn't get it wrong unless it was on purpose.

Morgan:
He's in a cemetery.