Friends, Season 10

Joey:
Finished my recommendation, and I think you'll be very, very happy. It's the longest I've ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

Chandler:
I don't... understand

Joey:
Some of the words a little too sophisticated for you?

Monica:
It doesn't make any sense.

Joey:
Of course it does. It's smart. I used a thesaurus.

Chandler:
On every word?

Joey:
Yep!

Monica:
What was this sentence originally?

Joey:
Oh, "They're warm, nice people with big hearts."

Chandler:
And that became, "They're humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full-sized aortic pumps."

Joey:
And hey, I really mean it, dude.

Monica:
Uh, Joey, I don't think we can use this.

Joey:
Why not?

Monica:
Well, because you signed it "Baby Kangaroo" Tribbiani.