The League, Season 2

Ruxin:
You can't just bring some rando girl just because you have a "plus one".

Andre:
She's not a rando girl, okay? She likes me, she's super techie, very cool. You guys are going to love her.

Pete:
Oh. The techie. Yeah, I get it.

Andre:
What?

Pete:
That explains all the tech gear.

Andre:
No, I just like this stuff.

Pete:
Come on. You're a boyfriend chameleon, you know this.

Andre:
Am not.

Pete:
Yes, you are. You are so desperate for shared interests, you basically just adopt whatever hobbies the person you're dating has.

Andre:
Not true.

Pete:
Not true?

Andre:
Not true.

Pete:
Lest I bring up Hippie Girl. Anyone? Please chime in.

Ruxin:
Absolutely.

Andre:
All right, you know what? Starchild was wonderful, all right? I was hacky-sacking way before I ever met her.