The League, Season 2

[In Taco's video] Ruxin:
I'm worried that her family full of conquistadors is going to round up my whole family and stick us in a basement and put yellow stars on us. Andre: That's the worst case scenario. Ruxin: What is it with Catholicism? Why is the baby running the show here? Pete: No, no, don't touch, don't touch. You'll burn your skin. Ruxin: I don't know why I'm marrying this woman. Why couldn't I just marry a nice Jewish girl-Andrea Greenblatt in fourth grade? Pete: Because you like blowjobs. Ruxin: I love blowjobs! I haven't even written my vows yet, Kevin. Kevin: Your vows are the easy part. Very simple. This is what you do. "Love is a..." any noun you want. Any noun you want, all right? You just do that. "Love is a journey. Love is a commitment." And on the third one, you can't get it out. "Love is a...hold on, give me a second. [Starting to cry] I can't get it out. I just...I need a second. Love is a wonderful thing." And that's it-done.

[In Taco's video]

Ruxin:
I'm worried that her family full of conquistadors is going to round up my whole family and stick us in a basement and put yellow stars on us.

Andre:
That's the worst case scenario.

Ruxin:
What is it with Catholicism? Why is the baby running the show here?

Pete:
No, no, don't touch, don't touch. You'll burn your skin.

Ruxin:
I don't know why I'm marrying this woman. Why couldn't I just marry a nice Jewish girl-Andrea Greenblatt in fourth grade?

Pete:
Because you like blowjobs.

Ruxin:
I love blowjobs! I haven't even written my vows yet, Kevin.

Kevin:
Your vows are the easy part. Very simple. This is what you do. "Love is a..." any noun you want. Any noun you want, all right? You just do that. "Love is a journey. Love is a commitment." And on the third one, you can't get it out. "Love is a...hold on, give me a second. [Starting to cry] I can't get it out. I just...I need a second. Love is a wonderful thing." And that's it-done.

Kevin:
What I felt tonight was...

Jenny:
Was "insert adjective here."