The League, Season 2

Ruxin:
[holding the Shiva] Free at last, free at last. Shiva, I am free at last!

Pete:
Uh, did you just compare yourself to Martin Luther King?

Ruxin:
Did he win his league?

Pete:
Wow, you're feeling really good, aren't you?

Ruxin:
I feel great 'cause I'm a champion and I'm here with my beautiful lady, my Shiva. But Shiva's a little naked today. That's why I got her this.

[He holds up a revised plate]

Jenny:
It's already got your name on it.

Ruxin:
That's right it does. "Ruxin! Suck it!" Let the unrelenting reign of Ruxin begin. [Slaps the plate on the Shiva and hoists it high] SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKADARKRAM! I won the Shiva! The Dre is dead!

[Everyone looks in the sky]

Jenny:
Oh, my God.

Kevin:
Is that a solar eclipse?

Jenny:
Guys, was there supposed to be a solar eclipse today?

Andre:
Not for months.

Kevin:
This league is doomed.

Pete:
Ruxin has won. It is the end of days!

Ruxin:
This is exactly how I picture it when I'm masturbating, down to the fact you're all watching! The only difference is Andre's wearing a stupid hat! [Andre pulls out his hat] That's the one. Put it on so I can finish!

Pete:
Don't put it on!

Andre:
[wearing the hat] It's not stupid. Will Smith has the same one.