The League, Season 5

Taco:
Hey, Shitsipper, you're six orders behind. What's going on?

Ruxin:
I'm cooking as fast as I can. You got a tiny hibachi here.

Taco:
You're not supposed to cook all the way through the meat.

Ruxin:
Yeah, you are.

Taco:
You leave it raw on the inside, you're wasting heat.

Ruxin:
By the way, you don't have any soap left. I can't wash my hands with anything.

Taco:
Oh, Princess wants some soap. Ruxin, I don't think you realize this, but the stuff I steal costs money. Why aren't you wearing the hairnet I gave you?

Ruxin:
'Cause the hairnet you gave me is just a lacy thong, and from how stiff it is, I believe it's been used.

Taco:
Of course it's used, that helps it catch the hair.