The League, Season 5

Kevin:
How are you doing?

Jenny:
I, honestly, am in a lot of pain.

Kevin:
Bam! You're welcome. I call that move the kidney shifter.

Jenny:
No, things are just not good down south. It's...like Mississippi Burning.

Kevin:
I never saw that movie.

Jenny:
Well, it's not a comedy. Is there anything I need to know about? Has your...[indicating his package] been cleared to play?

Kevin:
No, I don't have anything.

Jenny:
Well, I don't have anything either, but something set fire to these crosses.

Kevin:
I don't know what to tell you, sweetheart.

Jenny:
How about telling the truth.

Kevin:
Okay, fine, you want the truth? Okay, I have been using your toothbrush for the last three weeks 'cause I can't find mine, and I left CB at a grocery store once.

Jenny:
Me too.

Kevin:
But I am as clean as a mountain stream.

Jenny:
I am as pure as the driven snow.

Kevin:
I am spotless.

Jenny:
Impeccable.

Kevin:
Unsoiled!

Jenny:
Unsullied!

Kevin:
Unstained, and I'll piss in every glass that we own to prove it!

Jenny:
This isn't a lab, Kevin; that's just ruining our glassware. Will you just get your equipmunk checked?

Kevin:
Don't start equipmunk stuff.

Jenny:
[as Kevin leaves] Equipmunk wrong! Equipmunk dirty! [to herself] Equipmunk make my downstairs hurty.