Are You There, Chelsea?, Season 1

Stan:
Good evening. What can I get for you?

Chelsea:
I will have a margarita, no salt.

Stan:
Ha ha. I'm sorry, but we don't serve alcohol here. Um, but if you want a free topper on your popcorn, come back as much as you want. [whispering] They only inventory the bags.

Sloane:
Is this your first time ever talking to a woman? We'll take two medium popcorns and two diets, please.

Stan:
It's a buck less if you share a large combo.

Chelsea:
Oh, no, no. No thanks. My sister does not like sharing.

Sloane:
Especially mouth STDs.

Chelsea:
Sloane, you're blowing it for me with Stan.

Stan:
Not possible. [blinks at Chelsea and walks away]

Sloane:
He has a little boner for you.

Chelsea:
He's 15. He just has a little boner.