Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 1

[Local yokel Jed Harper wanders through the misty, jungle-like woods at night.]

Servo:
[singing to "Theme from 'The Beverly Hillbillies'"] Come 'n' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. Then one day, he was shootin' at some food...

Come 'n' listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed,

A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Then one day, he was shootin' at some food...

[Suddenly, Jed spots Wolfman Petro, who also spies him through the mist.]

Joel:
[singing] And up from the swamp came a big, ugly dude.

Servo:
Wolfman, that is.

Joel:
Black teeth.

Joel, Servo:
Gnarled face.

[Petro begins to advance on Jed, who turns and flees.]

Servo:
[singing] Well, the next thing ya know, ol' Jed's really scared. The kinfolks said, "Jed, get away from there!" Said, "My cabin is the place I oughta be!" So he loaded up his drawers and told his family.

Well, the next thing ya know, ol' Jed's really scared.

The kinfolks said, "Jed, get away from there!"

Said, "My cabin is the place I oughta be!"

So he loaded up his drawers and told his family.