Mystery Science Theater 3000, Season 1

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-1999) is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. The… more »

[Scientists Hank Scott and Artur Ramos pause in their driving after hearing some odd roaring noises.]

Hank:
Looks like a farmhouse up ahead. Maybe we can get some water up there.

Artur:
Also, I'd like to save those two bottles of beer.

Joel, Crow, Servo:
[singing] Two bottles of beer in the jeep / Two bottles of beer / Take one down, pass it around / One bottle… beer in the jeep.

[Artur clears a fallen wire from the jeep's path with a pole.]

Servo [as Artur]:
I'll just move this high-voltage power line with, uh, this piece of metal. Let me dip it in water first.

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