Rescue Me, Season 6

Needles:
In my heaven, every man that's ever done this job and laid down his life in the line of duty, like the 343 from 9/11, they get the best seats in the house.

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Damien:
Do you believe in heaven?

Lou:
Yes, I do.

Sean:
What's heaven like for you?

Lou:
Free hot doughnuts on floating trays.

Franco:
What about hell?

Lou:
Barbra Streisand.

Sean:
Is she singing?

Lou:
No, she's not singing. She's alone. She's just there. She's just kinda loitering, and I'm burning up in flames. They're lickin' my body, and she's just standing there a couple yards away, just looking at me with that weird, crazed, kinda go-funny eye of hers just glarin' at me. For Hitler, she'd be singing.