Scrubs, Season 1

J.D.:
[narration] It's hard trying to figure out how to reach somebody. I guess the only thing to do is to think of someone that I look up to and remember how they first got through to me.

[Dr. Cox coming around the corner, approaches J.D.]

Dr. Cox:
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against. Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know, here it's a conundrum, but don't you worry about it. I'll tackle that one right upstairs [points to his head]. In the meantime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work. And right about now, even though you don't have your basket, oh it's just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley.

[J.D. walks away slowly]

Dr. Cox:
Skip away, skip away, skip away [J.D. skips a little], skip, skip, skip to my lou, whoo hoo!