Scrubs, Season 7

Janitor:
[to his girlfriend Lady] I think it's time you learned the real me. Here we go. I'm not... like normal people. I don't have superpowers, but I'm working on it. For instance, watch me move this pen. [stares at pen; it doesn't move] It worked at home. I don't know. Maybe my table's slanted. Uh, anyway. Um, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get it... the circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.

Kelso:
Ha! I love a good trainwreck! [Carla goes to interfere]

Janitor:
Furthermore, I think if you look closely enough at a...

Carla:
Stop it you! She doesn't know you're joking.

Janitor:
No, I'm...

Lady:
Oh, he's... he's joking? [Carla nods] Oh thank God.