Seinfeld, Season 3

Elaine:
Oh, you're being audited? What for?

Jerry:
Oh, I contributed money to a charity that turned out to be fraudulent. It's very...

Elaine:
When was this?

Jerry:
Uh, a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

Elaine:
I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date.

Jerry:
Volcano? Really?

Elaine:
Oh, wait a minute. Don't tell me that that was ...

Jerry:
Something to drink?

Elaine:
What did you think, that would impress me?

Jerry:
You got it all wrong. I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoans.

Elaine:
Like you make this donation for 50 bucks and I'd start tearing my clothes off?

Jerry:
Those brave Krakatoans East of Java. who sacrificed so much for so long.

Elaine:
Now you're being audited because of it. You see that's Karma.

Jerry:
No, that's Kramer.