The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 2 (2006-2007)

Carey:
And just where do you two think you're going?

Cody [to Zack]:
I don't get it. She didn't even turn around!

Zack:
Ok. The eyes in the back of her head thing is really creepy!

Carey:
Just so you know, my vision is twenty-twenty-twenty-twenty. You are not playing hockey without helmets and a whole bunch of pads, anything that looks like skin - go cover it.

Zack:
Speaking of helmets and pads, if we wear them, could we go bungee jumping later?

Carey:
Not even off your bed.

Cody:
Bob's parents said he could go.

Carey:
And if Bob's parents let him jump off the bridge, would you wanna do that too?

Zack:
If we were attached to a bungee cord!

Carey:
Not even if you were still attached to my umbilical cord.

Zack:
Ok, ewww...

Cody:
Why won't you let us have any fun?

Carey:
It's my job. It's the first thing they teach you in mom's school. I discipline because I care.

Zack:
Well, couldn't you care less? We're not kids you know!

Cody:
Yeah, can't you treat us like adults?

Carey:
As soon as I don't have to buy my own Mother's Day cards.

Cody:
Fine, we'll read.

Zack:
Careful Cody, you better put your helmet on. Those are hard cover books.

Cody:
Is this safe enough for you mom? Ow! paper cut! Mommy, kiss it!