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Jeremy:
[voiceover] And then, to add to the misery, I discovered there had been treachery.

Jeremy:
[staring apalled at the hole in his BMW's door panel] How long's that been there?

Richard:
[feigning ignorance] Good grief... You must have...

Jeremy:
Hammond, I know what your panto face is.

Richard:
... gouged the...

Jeremy:
Hammond, what - where is that?

Richard:
[snaps fingers] No, those - what are those really big things?

Jeremy:
Hammond -

Richard:
'Cause they could - they can rip steel. [gruff voice] Oh, yeah. Won't do with that bit...

Jeremy:
I know exactly where it is.

Richard:
I have no idea and you'll never...

Jeremy:
[begins walking down the hill] May!

Richard:
... get it out of me.

Jeremy:
Is that thing on the front of your car made out of my door?!

Richard:
[quietly] Yes, it is.

[Jeremy makes his way down the hill, where James' Volvo is stuck]

James:
Can you give me a tow?

Jeremy:
Is that my door?

James:
What?

Jeremy:
It is from my - I know it's from my door.

James:
Well, you're not using that bit, and it was more useful on my car. You didn't even notice.

Jeremy:
Well, the- that's it. That's it. [walks away]

James:
Can you give me a tow?

Jeremy:
No!