The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Damon:
I want my ring.

Stefan:
Where are you?

Damon:
I'm at the sizzler. I had the buffet. Where's my ring?

Stefan:
I don't have it. Where are you? What have you done?

Damon:
Nooo, what have YOU done? You're the one that locked me in the basement and starved me, so whatever I've done - whoever I've sucked dry - is on you, buddy.

Stefan:
You're being careless. How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh?

Damon:
I know how to cover my tracks, Stefan! Where's my ring?!

Stefan:
I gave it to Zach to hide. You probably shouldn't have killed him.

Damon:
Ahhh, you almost got me. Where is it?

Stefan:
I'll get it back. But I need time.

Damon:
What, did you Fed-Ex it to Rome?! Where is it?! I want my ring, Stefan...or my next stop's Elena's.

Stefan:
I already want you dead; don't give me another reason to make it happen.

Damon:
Don't give me another reason to rip you apart.

Stefan:
Yeah? Is that gonna be before or after you get your ring back?

Damon:
Just get it.