The Venture Bros., Season 2

Phantom Limb and Dr. Girlfriend agree to a civil double date with The Monarch and some girl he met on LiveJournal in order to discuss The Monarch's official re-entry into the Guild of Calamitous Intent. Team Venture then become the unwitting pawns in a low-grade pissing contest when Phantom Limb sics the Guild's commandos on them to prove his dominance.

Phantom Limb:
Rembrandt van Rijn - a hundred fifty years ago, Delacroix said of Rembrandt that his works would be held higher than those of Raphael. His blasphemous prophecy came true within fifty years, and this one could be yours for the pittance of 10 million, American.

Mafioso:
No, I want the Mona Lisa.

Phantom Limb:
Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

Mafioso:
What about her, ah, famous smile?

Phantom Limb:
Whatever. She looks like a horse! It's - it's tiny, you know? Th-the thing is like this big.

Mafioso:
Really?

Phantom Limb:
Yes, really. So this is cheaper. By the... by the foot.