The Venture Bros., Season 2

Dr. Orpheus:
I have been attempting to stave off this awkward, yet necessary conversation.

Triana:
Please. Dad.

Dr. Orpheus:
This is my duty!

[Triana giggles]

Dr. Orpheus:
What is funny about my duty? You know I take my duty quite seriously.

Triana:
You said... [laughs] Never mind.

Dr. Orpheus:
I share your nervousness, but there are certain facts that a father must impart to his daughter on occasions such as this- Oh yes, 'doody', clever.

Triana:
Daaad.

Dr. Orpheus:
Hear me out! [clears throat] When young women reach estrus, the, uhh, lignum, ummm, craves theeee stamen-like skills of the yonie. This is quite natural.

Triana:
Dad. Come on. I'm doing you a favor.

Dr. Orpheus:
Yes, yes, Mr. Venture has been kind enough to give me some leeway with the rent if I get the boys, as he says, 'out of his hair' for the evening. But as you know, tonight I teach conjuring at the new school.

Triana:
It's not a problem. Kim and I could use a free dinner.

Dr. Orpheus:
It's just that boys at their age have unchecked desires coursing, nay raging as a tempest would! Through their tingling nethers!

Triana:
Come on, Dad. I'm going on a date with... the Venture brothers.