The Venture Bros., Season 2

Lincoln's Ghost:
Microchip! Microchip! It's in the back of his head! His mother is using it to control him and she's going to make him assassinate the president!

Dean:
It just sounds a little far-fetched.

Hank:
Yeah, thank you, I'm glad you said it.

Lincoln's Ghost:
Didn't either of you see The Manchurian Candidate? Not even the remake with Denzel? Come on, I've been dead for seven score years and even I-

Hank:
Who is this guy?

Lincoln's Ghost:
Abraham Lincoln! Sixteenth president of the United States! Come on, you're kidding me!

Dean:
Yeah, didn't you learn anything in bed?

Lincoln's Ghost:
All right. All right, how 'bout this? I'm the five dollar bill guy.

Hank:
You invented the five dollar bill?

Lincoln's Ghost:
Yes, Hank. (shaking his head in resignation) Yes, I did. Dean, you seem to be a little more on the ball here. Help me stop Manstrong.

Dean:
Why do you need us?

Lincoln's Ghost:
Because I'm immaterial. Look at this. (Passes arm through Hank and Dean.) It's a no go! I need to possess one of your bodies. Just for a little while. Until I can stop him. Will one of you do that for me? For the Union?

Hank:
Not it!

Dean:
Not it!

Hank:
OnetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninetenJINX! You owe me a coke!

Dean:
Aww.